Hello everyone…After a rough few weeks I return! I hope everyone is ok.
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Being a suave fucker.
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awesomepeoplehangingouttogether:
Ernest Hemingway and Fidel Castro
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“put your car on cruise and lay back, cause it’s the summertime…”
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"That woman has her fanny out again if you want to see it"My girlfriend watching embarressing bodies featuring a women suffering from prolapse.
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QUIZ
Could you have sex with the last person you sent an IM?
Nope
Who has the power to break you?
I AM UNBREAKABLE
Have you been disappointed in the past three days?
Nah not really.
What are you listening to?
The secret millionaire on TV
Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past three months?
Yup
Are you alone right now?
Nope.
Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn’t do?
I’m afraid so. Still fighting to be a grown up with finances!
Have you ever kissed someone who was high?
Probably at some point in my life.
Have you ever fallen asleep in school?
All the time,how I got a C in maths is beyond me
Who’s the biggest douche bag that you know?
My boss. Haaaaaate
Person you have feelings for shows up at your house RIGHT NOW, you say?
Hello rat :) Lets go petrol bomb my boss’s house as you’re an expert in that field.
Do you think you will have the same best friend a year from now?
I hope so.
Do you dislike anyone?
Yeah
Do you have empty bottles of alcohol hidden somewhere?
Hahaha! naaaah
Who was last to slap your butt?
My bird.
Do you have siblings over the age of 21?
Yep, my bro is nearly 27
Relationships or one night stands?
I prefer relationships.
How did you get your last bruise?
I have no idea.
Where is your biological father right now?
At home, most likely controlling the horniest dog in the world.
Honestly, did you really love the last person you said I love you to?
Yeah :)
What do you usually do right away when you wake up?
Turn off my alarm and say something along the lines of “fuuuuuuuuuuuck”
When was the last time you were told you were cute?
Not too long ago
Are you taller than most people your age?
Average
If you caught your significant other cheating on you what would you do?
Burn their clothes, Jibb her off, batter the lad and throw them both out naked.
What would you do if you found your friend was having sex with a person you were with, what would you do?
Punch till I couldnt punch no more. Brethern before wenches!
Ever sat in someone’s lap because there were no more seats in a vehicle?
Nope, I jump in the boot.
Do you think somebody likes the same person you do?
Everyone seems to. Luckily they are all clowns.
Have you been kissed by someone who’s name starts with a T?
Nope.
Ever been hurt by someone who promised they wouldn’t?
Probably at some point, but meh, cant be arsed with the past and I dont dwell on it.
Do you have sex everyday?
Nope
Do you ever get paranoid when someone is reading your text messages?
sometimes
What are you sick of?
Money issues, my boss.
how many days until your next birthday?
A long way away..April time.
Would you ever smile at a stranger?
If there is that awkward eye contact than yes.
Do you think you’ll be married in 10 years?
I dont know. Most likely.
Whats in your wallet?
Cards, money, id cards,
Tell me your name?
Thomas
What does your last text message say?
“no I haven’t heard anything else thank fuck. Did I ask about the DVD player before? xx”
Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
She’s boss, and I love her
Who makes you smile?
The bird, My mates, nights out, holidays, plans, suprising myself.
Do you smoke weed?
Nope
Why did it not work out with your last ex?
Psycho…
Whats something you regret?
I try not to regret to much. Pointless getting upset isnt it?
Who did you last hold hands with?
Lauren
What did your last IM say?
I cant rememeber
Is it easy for you to trust people?
yeahh
Are you logged into facebook?
No
What are you listening to?
The TV
What color is the shirt your wearing?
Dark grey
Do you wear Silly Bands?
No.
Are you racist?
no, Although it is a struggle not to be these days.
Are you one of those retards thats in love with Justin Bieber?
No
Do you skateboard?
Used to
Are you in love?
yep
Do you know what narcissism is? If so, whats his/her name?
I’m fucking fit.
Are you on a laptop?
Yes
Who do you hate the most?
Boss
Do you like to run your mouth?
When I get wound up…I go off on one big time.
Who is your BEST friend?
Probably Si
Is there someone of the opposite sex you tell everything to?
Yeah
Are you pissed off right now?
Nope, quite placid.
Who was the last person to talk to you?
Houlie and Douggie
Whats the time?
21:53
Did you get high on 420?
What?
How much money is on you?
£30
Whats the closest thing thats blue?
My iPhone
Are you Italian?
No :(
Whats your favorite color?
Royal blue <3
Do you like mac n cheese?
Cheeseburger? Yeah I guess
Do you get mad when people dont text back?
If its important yes
Have you kissed anyone who’s name starts with an N?
i dont think so
Who’s a faggot?
Arnie
What if someone hurt your besfriend?
Go down south on the bounce.
Whats your relationship status?
takeen
Are you protective?
I can be
Whats the last thing you drank?
Mango juice
